SMS Jokes

Pappu aur Dokandar

Pappu: market jata hai underwear kharid karne.
Pappu: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 600.
Kanjoos Pappu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

 Malang BaBa

Husband:   Malang baba meri biwi bohat pareshan karti hy
Us ka koi hal Batao.
Malang: Beta agar bivi ka koi hal hota to aaj baba malang na hota..

 Baccha roz

1 baccha roz Maths K Sir ko phone lagata he.
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Sir ki wife - Kitni bar kaha wo mar gaye he, baar baar phone Q karte ho?
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Baccha - Sun k achchha lagta he isliye.